Finished! Parody lyrics are all thanks to the incredibly talented Noleen. The not so incredible singing was done by me. This song was a tough one to sing with the rhythms and just a lot of other things I’m not going to go into.
But then again I’m not a man with swag running through his veins like Lou Bega. So I guess I can let it slide haha. Hope you enjoy it still!
Feel free to give these lyrics a shot too! :D
Mambo No. 5 [Avatar Fandom Style]
one two three four five Everybody in the cabbage car come on let’s ride To the noodle shop around the corner The girls say they want cactus juice But I really don’t wanna Get quenched up like I did last week Though the chaos that commenced was a real nice treat Mix in Tahno, Mako, Asami and Korra A bit of Bolin if you’re looking for something sweeter Gotta hand it to the fandom, oh my lord To me shipping is just like a sport If it’s pleasing to the eyes Then it’s all good to me Ship it, please bring in the artists
A little bit of Makorra in my life, A little bit of Masami on the side. A little bit of Pemzin’s all I need, A little bit of Linzin’s all I see. A little bit of Howrra in the sun, A little bit of Borra can’t go wrong. A bit of Bolinora everyone, A bit of Makorralin makes life so fun! Mambo number five.
A little smut here And a little smut there If look all around There’s fanfics everywhere Fanart on the left Fanart on the right Posted all around my room To keep me cozy at night Cry about them once Cry about them twice If you’re hit with all the feels Then you’re shipping it right
A little bit of Tahnorra in my life, A little bit of Bosami on the side. A little bit of Kataang’s all I need, A little bit of Tokka’s all I see. A little bit of Maiko in the sun, A little bit of Pemlin can’t go wrong. A little bit of Linorra everyone, A bit of Korrasami makes life so fun!
A little bit of Zutara in my life, A little bit of Amorra on the side. A little bit of Taang is all I need. A little bit of Sukka’s all I see. A little bit of Tahko in the sun, A bit of Tarrlok/fist just can’t go wrong. A bit of Dokorra everyone, A bit of every ship makes life so fun!
I do all I do Making up ships for the whole damn Krew You can’t run and you can’t hide Me and my OTPs are canon for life!
I love the subtlety of Korra’s reaction in this scene. She’s not just upset because Bolin and Mako won’t be living with her, she’s upset because she knows that since the tournament is over and the arena shut down, they no longer need her in a practical/objective sense.
She’s never had real friends before, and this was her last shot at finding a way to stay relevant in their lives. Now that it’s gone, she doesn’t think they’ll want her around anymore, and that’s the real reason she’s so upset.
I know how she feels.
I’m relevant only to my immediate family and you all.